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Dad rules for dating my daughter shirt

But, before you even think of dating my daughter, you'll have to fill out the Application for Permission to Date My Daughter. You do not touch my daughter in front of me. Places where there is darkness. No sheer, light gauge material for me. Below Stu Graff has already found a great use for his shirt.

Presently I have no way of confirming this. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge.

My daughter is putting

But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. Some of the feedback I received was around the actual rules. We were then flooded with interest for T-shirts.

The camouflaged face at the window is mine. If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness.

Presently I have no way of

At first I made a few dozen shirts and gave a few away. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. Now I am selling them to whoever wants one.

This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. He pinned it to his front door while his daughter was out on a date. It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home.