Places where there is darkness

Cop rules for dating daughter

Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day.

My daughter is putting on

You do not touch my daughter in front of me. Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.

Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you. As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, do not sigh and fidget.

If you make

My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. Places where there is darkness. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless God of your going out and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.