Cuz I got lost in your profile

Clever things to say online dating

If not I could

Tagline The tagline is the short, freestanding phrase that typically appears next to your name when someone is scrolling through a list of prospective dates. Cuz I got lost in your profile. Also, checking out an adult film on my laptop and calling my friend derogatory names.

Change your tagline often to keep it fresh. Because I just breadcrumbed my way to your inbox.

My avatar thinks your avatar's cute. Hold on I have a call on the other line. It seems to be missing M E.

This is a good place to showcase your sense of humor. If not, I could seductively come up behind you and teach you. Again, change your photo frequently to keep things fresh.

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Bring it up to her casually. They added a hunchback just for me. Says it covers my dependents too. Thank you for enrolling in a relationship with your name.

Write about your real hobbies and passions, but do it in a funny way. Your battery must be running low cuz your profile's been running through my mind all day.

You want to draw attention and curiosity so a could-be match will want to read more. If your potential date is smart enough to figure it out, you're sure to meet up and have a great time.

Use these common phrases and turn them into a winning icebreaker. You hope that she got hit by a bus or something, but odds are, she was just turned off by your approach. Because whenever I look at your profile, everyone else disappears.

One time I threw a football so hard, I almost dropped my whiskey, but I was able to catch it with my elephant trunk of a penis. Choose photos that make people laugh but also intrigue them enough to want to learn more about you.